I just wanna be back in kindergarten.
I completed 1 year of college, moved out of the dorm, and got an iPhone 5. I’m getting with the times!!
i heard that every time u rev your motorcycle at 6 in the morning u lose an inch of your penis
when your friends think they are joking around but it actually hurts your feelings
i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom
my mom says i have to go to bed now which one of u fuckers told
Meanwhile, in Japan
sometimes you just got to stop questioning the japanese and accept it.
I’M DELIRIOUS! I finished my finals, but can’t sleep. And everything is so funny right now.
tumblr humor is like a whole new species of humor
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